Fluidride and Aqua Rodent: more haikus!

Aqua Rodent, damn.
One sixty five to race you?
It’s flat, and short. Whaa.

4th, 5th, and yes, 6th.
Sure, we did fine. But robots…
KILL HUMANS FOR THAT.

Team robot had a meeting with local human representatives. While these results are unacceptable, we’ve agreed to withhold from a full protocol post-failure human slaughter. We have agreed to only eat members of the retired class, to minimize the effective death toll and effect.

Here’s a picture of the BAaron on his Giant Glory at Fluidride cup #1. Photo by Carl Warren.

Fluidride slalom video on the way. I crashed going fast first round, Aaron won a couple, then narrowly lost to Casey Fucking Northern, Fluidride pinner and slalom course digger, and Patty-no bikey cheered, drank, and filmed poorly.

P.S. it costs $165.00 today to register for slalom and downhill at Sea Otter. And don’t forget the $20.00 shuttle charge. Dialed. A good reason to enjoy your local trails with the six days you’ve requested off anyway.

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