Bikes+sex=Vital MTB, and Dubya

Vital MTB posed the question: What is the sexiest bike of all time?

The word “sexy” gets tossed around a lot. People often think “sexy” means generally visually appealing, but that’s what it means. “Sexy” refers to things with which you want to have sex. As we all know, most people don’t actually want to have sex with bicycles.

Needless to say, we at Team Robot are not most people. Robots don’t play by your simple, human rules. So, without further ado, we bring you the bikes that Team Robot would most like to have sex with:

George Bush said what?

I can’t believe I didn’t put this video up sooner. Unoriginal? Maybe. Satisfying? Absolutely.