Adventures on Pinkbike

These Oakley Crowbars are currently listed for sale on Pinkbike on the Team Robot account. The following is an brief item description and two real questions from a pinkbike user named dhnewboy:

Oakley Crowbar, Matte Black/Grey fade/clear

Used a few times, in like new condition. Brand new lens, an $8 value. Comes with goggle bag and a five pack of tearoffs.

DHNEWBOY: “very nice, i like. what are tearoffs for?”

TEAM-ROBOT: “It’s an eye drop that prevents tears. Even with goggles on a lot of people experience tearing of the eyes at higher speed, so tearoffs help with that.”

DHNEWBOY: “very interesting. and are they clear lenses?”

TEAM-ROBOT: (speechless)

In other goggle related news, those oakleys aren’t really for sale anymore, the lens isn’t new, and I pulled all five tearoffs. Last weekend I used the last of those five doing my first ever midair tearoff. To you, that’s just a one-hander where you swing for your face. To me it was a big deal. Brad even made me walk back and pick it up when I finished my run. A right of passage, if you will.

If you’re sitting there wondering who Brad is, there’s only three things you need to know:

1. Brad is faster than you

2. You suck

3. Chuck Norris is alive because Brad allows him to go on living.