1. Team Ironhorse Madcatz, circa ’03-’05:
“We used to have role models.”
2. These guys:
3. Tex Diesel and crew. If all of Eugene is flooded out, might as well get the winch and go wakeboarding.
Editor’s note: Team Robot does not salute the sport of wakeboarding, or wakeboarders in general. Wakeboarders are typically bro’d out assholes, it’s obviously not a real sport, and, perhaps most troubling, wakeboarders pull way hotter chicks than I do. TEAM ROBOT is only saluting Tex and crews’ wanton disregard for the flood and its negative, destructive impact on Eugene and everyone in it.
Just to clarify: