Metal Monday

This is the most metal thing you will read all day. I like to think King Diamond was playing in this guy’s head during his rampage, but if he was kind of a pussy he might have been listening to Pantera.


“When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple’s North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.”



Party on, Wayne.