The Award

For dumbest mountain bike expression of all time:

goes to “earn your turns.”

Instant KILL LIST status.

10 thoughts on “The Award

  1. I especially enjoy regurgitated crap from other sports used out of context five years too late.

  2. Anything related to describing dirt is typically annoying: Hero dirt, Brown Pow, Loam, etc…

  3. “earn your turns” is still worse than all these other dipshit terms because the common context is some fucking dad on a 29er saying it as he pops an energy gel and climbs up the fire road you're about to shuttle.

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