ROBOTS ARE MADE OF METAL
To get sunburned and have mind-numbing conversations with desperate PM's eager to sell 27.5+ as 'the next big thing?”
To eat strange Japanese food in Seaside with me.
to stuff sausages in seat tubes
that's the ONLY reason why I go.
So don't leave your bike unattended
what about all the pro-hoes?
to have fat guys from the midwest shlep the new cool thing on you!
KILL THE MAN WHO QUESTIONSLEGALIZE DRUGS AND MURDER
So that Port Angeles will be that much more amazing?
To kill yourself.
To watch the BUILDER premiere, bro.
My bro told me the way those dudes mined nugz in that movie is like… next level. Could you imagine just you, your bros, a 6 pack, a truck, and a trail dog named “schralp” out defining your own space in some epic zone? Cuz like, trails to me are like an artistic expression. You get to leave your stamp on nature with a shovel and then all that's left is surfing the epic brown pow in the golden hour.
I have $20 that says the movie will be at least 78% b-roll and slow-mo.
We don't get excited to go to Sea Otter. We get excited to leave Sea Otter.
I just come here for Furbees double-posts/kill yourslef
You are there for industry connections and inspect the sport for the latest trends and happenings. I work in China right now, 12 hour shift, I would be happy to go to Sea Otter. Cheer up spring child.
no ! he is there to get me one of these new shimano group. Hurry up little robot
Whats Sea Otter?
Apparently to place ahead of some big names… you been enduroiding?
Look on the bright side…most of the WC guys were 6 1/2 second behind Gwin last week.
2:08.*69 is a pretty sweet time! I'd count that as a win, especially after beating the king of double parking yesterday!
To wear your new FSA windbreaker.
FELT COMPULSION LAYING IT DOWN. HOW MUCH SAG ON RACE DAY ?
because , even though you don't know it, you have become exactly what you made fun of years ago……
you charlie, are a corporate bitch.
swallow the gravy charlie, swallow the gravy.
ben furbee and evan turpin are kooks.
straight up kooks.
To meet blopes
While you are out spacing and racing you probably missed Vinny T blowing up in his big line edit on Pinkbike. Rampage invite material. Can. You. even know what big line means? You won't touch it, It's beyond you yo. You haven't done a big bike edit since you rode a Mountain cycle, I bet you bring a trail bike to PA and get busted. These are major burns on your reputation.Sandy Ridge Shredder
Vinny T's edit puts all of ur accomplishments to shame. Nice job getting 20th at sell out sea otter while vinny was shredding gnar in hella sick zones. He's carving sick lines while you are selling handlebars. U probably don't even listen to metal anymore.
are you tibor95 over on the nsmb meltdown?
You gotta wonder, who will be the fans favorite at Rampage in 2015, will White or Vinny T? I like vinny's style big time.
Now is a good time to take lots of Whey Protein to recover and get ready for Pt.A!
did you and nsmb discover what 'click bait' is at the exact same time?
Dude, please don't recommend that anybody eat a bunch of whey protein before the PA race, that will stink up the shuttle Uhauls very badly. People shouldn't be drinking heavy beers or eating chili the night before either. Same with eggs in the morning, that sulfer will the Uhauls a miserable experience.
I don't think you can ride big mountain lines. It's funny when you talk so much shit on freeriders for being bro's when you seem like a dickhead jock wanna be frat bro. Just admit freeride has it's place just as much as world cup racing. Team robot is a lie. Go be a sell out in the back of the pack.
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