It took me two minutes to realize I could put it on mute and experience it like a real deaf person.
Also check these prices for National Champs this year:
$295 seems reasonable for Dual Slalom and Downhill. Oh yeah, and then add $40 for lift tickets. Like an idiot I’ll end up paying whatever it costs, no matter the price, but it begs the question: what does all this money go towards? These are the ROBOTS best leads:
Chocolate fountain for the officials:
Building a money mountain to ski down:
Swimming pool full of jello:
Or maybe USA Cycling doesn’t even get the money and they don’t get to swim in jello or ski down piles of gold. Maybe they’re just a low-level evil player in a much bigger evil organization, and all their money gets shipped away to the big evil organization that’s building a huge, evil-looking lair far away in the mountains, from which to carry out sweeping evil plans of world domination and extortion, headed by some bizarre older looking evil guy. And maybe USA Cycling has to do whatever marching orders come down the pike from evil hierarchy at the big evil organization:
But what would an evil looking mountain lair for a global evil empire even look like?