ROBOTS ARE MADE OF METAL
how long til they sign Richie Schley?
2:47 of my life I can’t get back.
Guy riding a bike in jeans : check
Pedal on the road : check
Carry the bike off-road : check
Ebike : check
Ugly : check
Advertisement featuring “riders” that can barely ride : check
Mentioning “German technology” as if it was a proof of quality : check
That bridge skid at 2:15